Brevity is the soul of wit.

roguebowtie:

Personal Headcanon - Jasper Sitwell is a triple agent, working under Fury’s orders… and only Fury knew it.  Art-bunnied by the fabulous askagentsitwell who said all they wanted was Fury to tell Jasper he did a good.

ikolism:

steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind

thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

alphalewolf:

Those women are doing a public service, Chris.

how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

God dammit Ward!

…We’re so done. I’m done with you.