Personal Headcanon - Jasper Sitwell is a triple agent, working under Fury’s orders… and only Fury knew it. Art-bunnied by the fabulous askagentsitwell who said all they wanted was Fury to tell Jasper he did a good.
steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO
Those women are doing a public service, Chris.
HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)
They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.