Brevity is the soul of wit.

mypatronusisyou:

there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself

i read some fucking weird fanfiction

(via mrswhat)

This is two days late, but I called it!

I was sitting there watching A Scandal in Belgravia and when he’s entering the hit counter into her phone, I looked at the way it was set up and went, “Well I don’t know about her, but I am SHER-Locked.” Then I paused, and counted on my fingers. Four letters.

Then I wondered which numbers lined up on an ordinary phone, before 221B proved letters were viable.

Then I did a happy dance because I called it.

togetherforjacksoncountykids:

“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel

Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I said: “Allie, I’m not playing. It’s time for art. The rule is no hoods or hats in school.”

She looked up with tears in her eyes and I realized there was something wrong. Her classmates went into the art room and we moved to the art storage area so her classmates wouldn’t hear our conversation. I softened my tone and asked her if she’d like to tell me what was wrong.

“My ponytail,” she cried.

“Can I see?” I asked.

She nodded and pulled down her hood. Allie’s braids had come undone overnight and there hadn’t been time to redo them in the morning, so they had to be put back in a ponytail. It was high up on the back of her head like those of many girls in our class, but I could see that to Allie it just felt wrong. With Allie’s permission, I took the elastic out and re-braided her hair so it could hang down.

“How’s that?” I asked.

She smiled. “Good,” she said and skipped off to join her friends in art.

‘Why Do You Look Like a Boy?’

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toloveamalfoy:

1. Castiel, ofcourse.

2. Human, hippie Castiel in the future.

3. Jimmy Novak, Castiels vessel.

4. Leviathan Boss taking over Castiel taking over Jimmy Novak.

5. And ofcourse the Misha character in “The French Mistake” which is nothing like the actual Misha.

Did I forget anything?

flapperorslapper:

This

is the Whovian fandom.

They’re from all over the world,

but speak a common quirky language.

They all share in an obsessive love for the Doctor,

and can sit for hours at a time,

marathoning episodes.

They enjoy the drama,

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